I wish I could say that I took a wrong turn some months back and slipped out of this dimension and that's why I disappeared for a while. But I was here the whole time having a not so much love as hate relationship with my third world internet and third world power generation. Things just ground slowly to a halt as they tend to do.

*sigh

Well, enuf with feeling sorry for myself. Like we do in Naija, when the power cuts out, you put diesel in your generator (cos you know you ought to have one, right?) and you switch that baby on!

I'm talking to someone about easy.delicious but she's in a different state and doesn't have access to scanners or something so I have to wait a really long time to see anything.

Meanwhile, as an apology, I plan to put up part of the script for your reading pleasure!

Okay, maybe that's for my pleasure!!!